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Horny + Not Horny

Goats with horns, goats without—add them up and you get a whole lot of goat fun!

Herd Logic

Horny plus not horny equals a whole lot of goat fun!

A playful goat with proud, curved horns standing in a sunny field.
A playful goat with proud, curved horns standing in a sunny field.
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A curious goat without horns peeking over a wooden fence.
A curious goat without horns peeking over a wooden fence.
Two goats side by side, one with horns and one without, sharing a laugh.
Two goats side by side, one with horns and one without, sharing a laugh.

Horny Plus Not

Adding up goats with horns and those without — because math can be fun!

A playful goat with proud, curved horns standing on a grassy hill under a bright blue sky.
A playful goat with proud, curved horns standing on a grassy hill under a bright blue sky.

Goats

Horny plus not horny equals one funny goat math.

A curious goat without horns peeking over a wooden fence with a cheeky expression.
A curious goat without horns peeking over a wooden fence with a cheeky expression.
Two goats side by side, one with horns and one without, as if comparing their styles.
Two goats side by side, one with horns and one without, as if comparing their styles.
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